| Ye Olde Road, it's got a ring doesn't it? |
[Saturday, Jan 7th, `06] |
Hello Livejournalers!
I've had this username since 9th grade. The fucking ninth grade. With that said, and a New Year having had begun, it's time for a new one. Besides, my name is boring as shit.
So, all I am asking for you to do is:
un-add me on this, and add me on ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) yeolderoad please.
un-add me on this, and add me on yeolderoad please.
un-add me on this, and add me on yeolderoad please.
un-add me on this, and add me on yeolderoad please.
un-add me on this, and add me on yeolderoad please.
un-add me on this, and add me on yeolderoad please.
un-add me on this, and add me on yeolderoad please.
un-add me on this, and add me on yeolderoad please.
un-add me on this, and add me on yeolderoad please.
un-add me on this, and add me on yeolderoad please.
I HOPE I MADE THIS VERY CLEAR.
That is, "ye olde road." I wanted something with "ye olde" in it, and I don't know... roads are cool. They lead places. Like life. See how that is an analogy?
Wait, what?
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[Thursday, Dec 29th, `05] |
I AM GOING TO TAKE THIS CHANCE TO SAY THAT IF I AM NOT DRUNK AND HAPPY OR AT LEAST WITH PEOPLE I LIKE ON NEW YEARS EVE, I WILL BE FUCKIG PISSED. so um, you should talk to me about this.
on that note, here are my resolutions:
- be the best person that I can be in all ways possible
- stop eating so much goddamn cheese
(the cheese thing will never happen)
also hey hey hey:
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) snapyofingers, love
( more imgs )
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| Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah! |
[Sunday, Dec 25th, `05] |
OBLIGATORY "WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS" POST:
- alot of clothes (this one sweater I got is like wearing an orgasm it's so nice)
- alot of earrings
- vintage travel poster calendar
- 2 sketch pads and a journal
- 3 CDs (British Sea Power's latest self-titled, Belle and Sebastian "Push Barman To Open Old Wounds", They Might Be Giants "John Henry")
- a wad of cash
- THE BIRDCAGE ON DVD! JOY TO THE WORLD!
- A FUCKING FILM CAMERA WITH A 35mm-140mm LENS BITCHAAAAAAZZZZZZZ! Pentax Asahi KM. actually, my cousin's girlfriend is lending it to me for "as long as I want it" so maybe I will either buy it off her, or if I like this one, then buy my own. either way, I'm REAL excited.
- one of those little iRiver mp3 players
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alot of you guys got video iPods and nice digital cameras! thank you for all your nice comments on my last picture post, you guys are cute.
today was fun when we went to my Aunt Elaine's. my dad's schizophrenic cousin had a psychotic episode during dinner and sent the house into a frenzy. ohh, I love those people.
edit:
tell me what you got in comment form please!
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[Friday, Dec 23rd, `05] |
I skipped school again today! I'm dropping APUSH! this will be a merry Christmas indeed!
I just got done wrapping a million presents for my family, and they all look like someone wrapped them with their feet. next year I go to the mall and have some poor soul at a kiosk do it for me.
( alot of pictures )
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| and did I mention that I also skipped school today |
[Tuesday, Dec 20th, `05] |
is it so much to ask that I just want to go to school and learn about interesting things without having to go home and write about them? why test my knowledge on something I don't care about?
instead of struggling to understand the decline of the Federalist party,
here's my plan:
- drop out of highschool
- go to Tokyo
- get some facial reconstruction to make myself appear Japanese
- apply to be one of Gwen Stefani's Harajuku Girls (that is, when they get an opening... or when one of the present HGs kills herself for obvious reasons)
- after I quit, write a bestseller about my experiences
- marry Daniel Radcliffe
I'd be all set! I wouldn't even have to learn Japanese since Gwen doesn't let them talk anyways (it's true, really). I wouldn't even have to learn to dance, since all the Harajuku Girls do is walk behind Gwen while she's dancing and hold bizarre poses. I CAN DO THAT! Gwen is pregnant by the way. so actually, maybe I could get a job watching her kid.
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[Sunday, Dec 18th, `05] |
my first expirement with Illustrator. this should go in my baby book.
if I know you in real life, or I SHOULD know you in real life, then you are probably in this quiz :] it was fun!
( See anna_louise's results. )
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| it's been a happy couple days. |
[Friday, Dec 16th, `05] |
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the other night I had a dream that I found my soulmate, or rather he found me, and his name was Miguel.
fucking MIGUEL.
could I honestly not dream up a better name?
in my dream I had just woken up (irony) and I walked into the livingroom, where I found a boy named Miguel sitting on my couch. we then fell in love.
he was the most attractive boy I had ever [not really] seen!
in conclusion, if I ever meet a boy named Miguel, we'll marry right away.
haha, I better avoid Mexico.
anyways, I went to my mom's friend's new house, which is a converted bed and breakfast and fucking huge. it's also 100 years old and looks really cool,
( I took pictures )
I regret not taking the PSATs, but whatever, FUCK THEM, STICK IT TO THE MAN!
I AM THE QUEEN OF FUCKING COMMAS!
AND THE WORD "FUCK!"
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[Sunday, Dec 11th, `05] |
hahaha I made this in Journalism... I don't really know why I took that class.
someone wanna hook me up with Adobe Illustrator somehow? is this legal that I am asking this on the internet? is my livejournal going to get suspended? I'd pay you!
last night I went shopping with my dad for my mom's christmas presents. it reminded me why I avoid the mall like the plague. so many manic soccer moms and angry cashiers. that kitchen store William-Sonoma is astnonishing! $170 for a frying pan? shit, that's why I use the microwave for everything.
CATS dance workshop went horribly. probably because I missed the last one and I am a horrible dancer to begin with. no idea what I'm gonna do about this audition. ummmm I guess crew is always a nice backup plan.
I made a new layout, picture courtesy of film_stills, by far the best community ever.
( hello foto )
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| the real reason I'm posting is to show off my new icon |
[Wednesday, Dec 7th, `05] |
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this was originally about five times bigger but you know how that darn photobucket is. I love Bri!
I have, since my last entry, calmed down a bit. I am no longer spazzing out on my keyboard, and this means progress has been made!
I bought Johnathan Rice's new album Trouble Is Real. it's meh.
in journalism when I was supposed to be doing this pointless assignment (that since I didn't finish I am actually supposed to be doing now, too) I made the cutest picture in Adobe Illustrator and it wouldn't let me save it. I almost smashed in the computer monitor. I liked it alot :[
what the fuck, my life is boring right now.
I miss Keely.
( so you don't feel like you wasted your time completely )
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[Sunday, Dec 4th, `05] |
I HATE SCHOOL, I FUCKING HATE IT, I HATE BEING JUDGED BY A BUNCH OF AUTHORITY FIGURES ON STUPID STANDARDS, I HATE PEOPLE MEASURING MY INTELLIGENCE THROUGH TESTS ON SHIT THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT IN THE LEAST, AND I HATE FUCKING CATS. I DON'T CARE ABOUT CATS. I CAN'T DANCE, AND I DON'T WANT TO ACT LIKE A CAT. I JUST DON'T. I'M SO UPSET. I WANNA CRY.
AND IT IS NECESSARY FOR THIS TO BE IN CAPS LOCK BECAUSE IF SOMEONE ASKED ME HOW I FELT RIGHT NOW I WOULD SAY "CAPS LOCK."
edit: but really, when I go to school all I learn about is stuff that I don't care about. I cannot motivate myself to do well in classes that don't matter to me. what the fuck, how am I going to get into college? I know that I am not stupid but then when I get shitty grades and thats all that colleges have to judge me on, what then? I'm in such a horrible slump. and this extensive fucking aplang assignment isn't helping at all.
hahahahaha this entry probably made me sound so stupid and typical
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| la vie boheme! |
[Saturday, Dec 3rd, `05] |
god fucking damnit why did I fucking miss that motherfucking dance workshop JesusfreakingChrist now I am royally fucked [BREATHE]
EDIT: long, you're such a douche.
now that I got that out of the way,
I would just like to say that I am the proud owner of the soundtrack to the original motion picture RENT. one of the last three at Best Buy, baby.
I WANT THIS I WANT THIS I WAAANT THIS
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[Thursday, Dec 1st, `05] |
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at the moment I am eating Spagehttios with sliced hotdogs,
oh my god it's a mouthgasm!
today I woke up late and my mom was like "I'M NOT DRIVING YOU IN RAHH FEEL MY WRATH!" and since my dad is in California on business or something he couldn't bring me in :[ so, because I am such a great problem solver, I spent the next 30 minutes thinking about how to conserve time and catch the bus (I need a goddamn car/liscense). and then in spite I said to my mom "fine then I'm not going to school." and my mom could really give two shits, so she said "okay kewl I'll call in for you."
I went back to bed and slept until 3:30.
the moral of this story is that I am a rebel. A tired rebel.
( whatever, just look at the pictures )
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[Wednesday, Nov 30th, `05] |
hello everyone, this is arun.
anna is a wonderful, beautiful person and you'd better think as highly of her as I do.
you bitches.
love,
drocked
ps check the layout she made for me
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[Sunday, Nov 27th, `05] |
hmmm. Thanksgiving was fun. we did exactly what I predicted, stand in a circle and hold hands, and who I predicted would cry DID cry, but I didn't predict that my grandpa, thinking no one would hear him (he's...uhh practically deaf) yell out "NUNNA-THAT 60'S HIPPIE SHIT, I WANNA EAT." I tried so hard to supress my laughter... and the fact that I agreed whole-heartedly. oh, and I had a heart-to-heart with my aunt Marilyn, by far my favorite aunt on my dad's side, and I was telling her how I'm kind of worried about college, to which she responded, "yeah I went through that stage, too, but uh...don't worry, cause you know, the bird flu'll get us all." I am so glad I can depend on my family for great advice.
my cousin Dave has a girlfriend named Julie and holy shit they are so unbelievably cute together! they got matching tattoos on their wrists that say "je'taime" (stfu it's cute). they live in New York City together and told me I can come down whenever I want and we can visit colleges together. weeee!
we put up our Christmas tree (the same fake we've had since I was like seven)! well rather, my brother and I did while our parents sat on the couch drinking wine and telling us where the "tree" needed ornaments. fun was had by all.
( no entry is complete without pictures to accompany )
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[Monday, Nov 21st, `05] |
hahaha I just went to wwww.update.com to try and make this entry. uhhhhh. the internet makes you smarter.
aww I can't wait til Thanksgiving. you know, as much as I bitch about how impersonal and awkward my dad's side of the family is, when you get them together (and drunk), it's really fun. they're a bunch of pretty cool people and it's nice sharing genes with them. three cheers for Forced Family Fun! the Kid's Table awaits me (even though I am well past age).
here's a Christmas album I pirated in the holiday spirit for you in zip format, all you do is click, download, and then you can figure out. just a series of clicks.
it includes: Pedro the Lion, Death Cab, The Raveonettes, Lisa Loeb, Tom Mccrae, and MORE! I really don't mean to sound like a NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC commercial, I promise.
here it is
(album art)
I call this the KITCHEN SERIES, ( balls. I mean pictures. )
it's 11 o'clock and I have 30 pages of APUSH to struggle through before I lay me down to sleep (so lets write about it on the internet!). life is good.
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[Friday, Nov 18th, `05] |
no, this is not a lion with a small face, this is my cat with a cone on his head.
so my cat got into a really nasty fight and the side of his face got all swollen and started emitting pus and smelled absolutely putrid. we took him to the vet, and he had surgery last night. and now he has a plastic cone on his head. he looks completely ridiculous. right now i am watching him run into walls. i'm actually really upset, but i can't take something running into walls and bookshelves and shit seriously. poor Mooky.
hey everyone in Fools was awesome and ushering was, to say the least, a BLAAAAAST. i love giving people incorrect change.
songs on former entry still available for download, fyi.
HARRY POTTER SUCKS
just kidding
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[Sunday, Nov 13th, `05] |
I just got like 3 telemarketer calls in a row, and this last one was from a guy with a really thick Southern accent asking for my mom. he was from Soap Opera Digest. about two weeks ago I got a call from that magazine and it was a guy who, after I told him my mom wasn't home, tried to strike up a conversation with me. he asked me how old I was (he sounded about 20 himeself) and when I told him he I was 16, he said something like "wooooweee! looks like you'll be going to college soon! Lemmetellyousom'in, it is ONE BIG PARTY!" Yes. and that is why you are a telemarketer.
reccomend to me some good Christmas music!!!
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